if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
(Source: feralnyxen)
you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish
I had to.
You nailed it.
When people interrupt me while I’m reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuRuwR2JSXI&list=PL00E36A8E62C756EE&index=16
watch the video
(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar)
House Gumball by *MeTaa
Those who rule.
This cosmic dance, bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively but, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow, to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.
quick poop
tonights ep. holy cow peppermint butler.
(honestly pb would probably flip him over and science on her own)
